Thursday, October 1, 2015

Charlie the New Rock “n” Roll Clown



When Charlie was three her parents died in a car crash, and she was put into a home by the state. Her only family which was her Uncle Roxo was going through rehab for five years at the time. After the five years were done he was finally clean and able to adopt her. Her Uncle Roxo is a rock “n” roll clown, and he use to do cocaine.  Even though he no longer does cocaine he is still in his rock n roll band. His new goal in life is to teach Charlie how to be a metal rock star. When he adopts her he brings her onto the tour with him and his band.
6 years later Charlie became the lead guitarist in the band. As she got older she started to get into cocaine like her uncle. Even though Roxo was clean she was still influenced by the rest of the band, and soon Roxo just gave in and joined her. One day after the show the police came and raided the tour bus and arrested everyone but Charlie because she was a minor. The same day Charlie used all the money that they made from the tour and bailed out her uncle, on one condition. The condition was that Roxo had to promise to stop doing cocaine and turn his life over, not only would he have too, but Charlie would as well.
Roxo and Charlie soon moved into a house and started a whole new life. They started to go to church, and soon joined the church band. The church band ended up being so good that they started to do world tours, the first stop of their tour was the Vatican. When they arrived to the Vatican Roxo and Charlie smelled a familiar smell, so they ended up following the smell. The smell lead them to the pope’s bedroom. Inside of the sock drawers they found a bag of cocaine that was nicely wrapped. Roxo turned to Charlie and says “well its blessed by the pope”, so they began to snort the cocaine. Moments later the pope walks in with his royal guard, and the guards yell “what are you doing with the popes cocaine?” Then the pope stops the guard and says “it’s ok, these guys know how to party”. When they were done snorting the pope invited Roxo and Charlie to live with him, and so they did. The Vatican soon became a one stop spot, a place where you can do coke and find Jesus.

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